Things my roommate would hate about me

· I am a bloody mess. It’s something that has been given to me from god since birth. My room is always a bloody mess. Before I left for Delhi, my mother would tell me that she feels sorry for my “would be” roommate. I would like to think that I am not as messy as I was when I was at home. At home I admit that I was a total mess. After a shower I would just walk out of the bathroom dripping water all over the place, or when I change my cloths I would just put them in the floor and let it dry for a few days. Here I am only moderately messy. My books would be all over my side of the room, you would need to be an expert explorer to get something from my table and don’t get me started on the way I keep my cloths. Even though my side is a mess, I am considerate enough to ensure that it doesn’t spill over to my roomies side.

· I have weird sleeping habits. Fortunately for my roommate, he has only witnessed only a few till now. Now I am a big guy and most normal beds won’t fit me. I prefer to sleep in a diagonal manner and I am used to sleeping in that way. Unfortunately when you have a roommate who is 1/5^th your size, this habit becomes a problem. I think every night he fears getting crushed by me! Apparently the poor guy begs me at night to give him space and surprisingly I oblige.

· I love to have ventilation in my room. Unfortunately at our hostel, if you get ventilation you get a lot of blood thirsty insects with it. I hate staying in a room with no ventilation; I rather get bitten than get deprived of oxygen. Now my roomie gets all emotional when it comes to insects. He jumps up and down, screams like a girl when he sees one. To avoid all this he keeps the doors and windows close, which is not something I would agree to and in the end we both get bitten by bug and get ridiculously huge and disgusting scars and he blames all that on me!

· This is kind of a secret. I am not sure if he knows about it or not. He has this liquid soap which is so convenient to use. I tend to steal it at times. Well who am I kidding; I use it at every possible opportunity that I get.

· Now this is a very emotional issue for my roommate. I sometimes like to indulge in gay humour and he gets all sensitive about it. I have spread the word that all the scars on my arms and legs are not insect bites but have come as a result of certain things that he did during night. The guy doesn’t have any sense of humour to takes these things as a joke and would go all emotional.

There would be plenty more things which would drive my roomie crazy, which I believe he would let me know loud and clear in the days to come. But as you can see, one should be blessed to get a roommate like me, who has only a very few bad qualities:-P